Link to video: https://youtu.be/xyFuLE0FmJI?si=yMJll2QYbiKWPnR1

Watch it. Or don’t. But if you can't make sense of that — you’re not my people.

I’m looking for a video editor who doesn’t flinch. Someone with both technical chops and an unholy creative instinct. You need to be fast, smart, weird, and probably a little dangerous. This is YouTube, but not the TikTok-barf-filter side of it — this is YouTube for the thinking man who still enjoys a little madness with his insight.

I am a professional writer. Not a blogger. A writer. If you think bloggers are writers, go ahead and pay your mortgage in views and karma and let the grown-ups handle the heavy lifting.

The Job:

You’ll take a heap of raw footage (me, ranting, riffing, occasionally coherent) and turn it into a 10–15 minute video that hits hard, looks good, and keeps people watching. I want rhythm. I want story. I want style. This is editing as an act of violence and grace.

You should:

• Understand pacing like a jazz drummer with insomnia
• Add captions, memes, zooms, effects without making it look like a 12-year-old’s TikTok
• Know how to use silence as well as you use sound
• Be creative, fast, independent, and hungry

This isn’t a Fiverr gig where you slap a filter on and call it a day.
I want someone who gives a damn.
Someone who knows when to cut, and when to let it breathe.

Tech:

Premiere, Final Cut, After Effects — whatever gets it done. Just make it sing.

💵 Budget: $90–130 per video (and if you blow my mind, I’ll go higher)
🧠 Ongoing work: 2–3 vids a week, steady pace, room to grow
🕐 Turnaround: 2–3 days per vid

📬 Send me:

• Your reel (not your résumé — I don’t care what college you went to, show me the work)
• Your rates
• Turnaround time
• Bonus: Tell me your editing philosophy. If you say “client satisfaction” I’m blocking you.

Let’s make something people can’t scroll past.
Let’s scare the algorithm.
Let’s ride.